the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
|one direction:||NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL|
|my chemical romance:||NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY|
|rihanna:||OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME|
|paul mccartney:||NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE|
|gwen stefani:||IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA|
|blink-182:||TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA|
|pink:||NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT|
|batman:||NA NA NA NA NA NA ME|
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
I AM SO CONFUSED.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him