the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via poke-gasm)
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
(Source: madturbating, via cassann515)
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: temp0es, via guceubcuesu)
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
i
| one direction: | NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL |
| my chemical romance: | NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY |
| rihanna: | OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME |
| paul mccartney: | NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE |
| gwen stefani: | IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA |
| blink-182: | TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA |
| pink: | NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT |
| batman: | NA NA NA NA NA NA ME |
| sodium: | Na |
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
I AM SO CONFUSED.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via poke-gasm)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce, via inhalelove-exhalehate-xoxo)
